As we previously reported, after spending the better part of two years trying to come back from an awful tear to his ACL in his left knee, Derrick Rose is now suffering from another awful season ending injury to his right knee! Just as he was starting to get back into the swing of things with the Bulls he got hurt once more in what can only be described as a freak accident. Take a look below to refresh your memory of the incident in question.

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Well now according to Eben Gregory, a satirical story has emerged about Derrick’s family and friends reporting that since Rose learned he was out for another season he has not spoken a single…solitary word. This would be understandable if it was for a few days…but this has apparently gone on for 2.5 weeks at this point…